Kissinger and Hussein having a spicy three way in hell.

I hear the Invisible D and Silent C are happily married.

Illinois contains a hidden D which is in your mom.

The famous ‘invisible D’ of Connecticut, my favorite SCP.

We have to wait for the government to finish shitting the bed, then the corpos can take over and sell whatever bullshit the CEOs think it’s rad.

That’s what the long nails are for.

I can’t do that shit sober.

Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

Can’t wait for the How To Treat Polio With What You Have In Your Kitchen Cabinet videos.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

https://youtu.be/32uqsXymi10

Nothing can stop me now, because I don’t care any more.

Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned