


Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.





Mr Bean


We can close the post now.
Door shapes box, a bunch of liquid resin and bam! Cool new door!
Lol that bird got dunked on by that lizard! Even talked shit as it was leaving like the bitch it is.


So its the horrors we see that causes it.

I feel like a community like that on here would go well.


If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.
I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.


It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.


People mourn in different ways.
Jizz is already a musical style, its what those aliens play in the cantana in star wars.
So, what you are saying is, I need to make a jazz band that does 30 second songs.


Yeah he was gangster, at one point we were running an underground piracy ring on the school holidays.


He’s the one who introduced me to piracy, I think I was like 5 when we pirated my first copy of Windows 3.1


My grandpa and I would go to the video store , hire out a bunch of overnighter ps1 games, go home, copy them all, go back to drop off the ones we got earlier that day and grab the rest, go home copy those and return the others again, we did this every time they got new games.
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: what’s this about my verandah?
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.