I didn’t buy Twitter and saved over $40B now I don’t have to work my entire life
This is such bullshit advice. Instead of doing this, we could invest that money in a 16% bond and make 40k a year. Simple hack they don’t you to know.
Fuck. I invested it in a 24% bond. Time to start over.
I just walk to the 7/11 and buy a scratcher. I never win anything but I could make at least $100,000 in just one day!
Hey if you don’t have 3million stuck between your couch then that’s your problem.
Since when have treasury bonds gone above 6%?
Apparently this was a failed attempt at a joke.
https://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/2024/04/cws-market-review-april-2-2024.html
Oh, I get it now! 8%! How droll!
(What the fuck is he talking about?)
Three million is the joke, 8% is the hint that it’s a joke. It’s the same sort of satire that Lemmy frequently reposts. “I became wealthy with hard work, determination, and a small loan of a million dollars.”