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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Passive income

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Passive income

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I didn’t buy Twitter and saved over $40B now I don’t have to work my entire life

  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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    This is such bullshit advice. Instead of doing this, we could invest that money in a 16% bond and make 40k a year. Simple hack they don’t you to know.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      Fuck. I invested it in a 24% bond. Time to start over.

  • Blackout@fedia.io
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    I just walk to the 7/11 and buy a scratcher. I never win anything but I could make at least $100,000 in just one day!

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Hey if you don’t have 3million stuck between your couch then that’s your problem.

  • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    Since when have treasury bonds gone above 6%?

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently this was a failed attempt at a joke.

      https://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/2024/04/cws-market-review-april-2-2024.html

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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        Oh, I get it now! 8%! How droll!

        (What the fuck is he talking about?)

        • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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          Three million is the joke, 8% is the hint that it’s a joke. It’s the same sort of satire that Lemmy frequently reposts. “I became wealthy with hard work, determination, and a small loan of a million dollars.”

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