Thats because the clitoris is dem propaganda, its actually a hoax!
Sarcasm for obvious reasons
yhea, it doesn’t exist, what are snowflakes gonna do, dm me pictures of their’s to prove me wrong? they would if it was real
Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT’S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?
Sadly, my DMs remain vulva free. my scheme for free vulva pictures failed :(
Probably not close enough to the real thing to be considered NSFW but I'll err on the side of making it an opt-in experience.
I’ve seen more titillating cow skulls though.I can send you mine! It’s rather penis shaped but we can pretend it’s a vulva ;)
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Conservative men think the clitoris is a hoax.
What’s the context here? I can sense this is cringeworthy but I must know more.
I think this was when the song W.A.P. came out. (Wet Ass Pussy) And Benny Boy here said if a pussy is wet it’s a medical problem. So people started dunking on him and then he responded with this, his actual doctor wife’s medical opinion on a wet pussy lol.
He was referencing WAP by Cardi B, but also confirming what we already suspected; he’s unfamiliar with what happens when a woman is aroused.
The is no evidence the “clit-tor-is” even exists. It was made up by woke people to make our wives unhappy /S
Fucking real!
I occasionally check out Colbert’s and Kimmel’s YouTube channels, and seeing the kinds of conservative men flagellating themselves in the comments demonstrates this to be eminently true.
Food is scarce in the comments, I expected more people to oust themselves than well…2
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄
With conservatives (or rather, narcissists) it is always projection.
Its because their insults are projection.
I’m a drop of sweat
I’m trying to figure out a joke that hinges on the idea of using one as a place to practice drawing letters and the other for writing words but I’m not enough of a cunning linguist.
I’d ask my girlfriend, but I can’t figure out what terms to use, I don’t know the cunny lingo.
Try a little circumlocution, see if you can get her to arrive at the point.
the 3 downvoters are the men who can’t find the clit to start with
it’s not funny. mine said it went to buy cigarettes and has not come back, I can’t find it :(
Is it more than a meme? I honestly don’t know. It’s just on top of the labia minora? What can be so hard about that?
It’s less about the ability to find the clitoris, and more about the will to do so. I think that it is more than a meme, but in the sense of “men seem so oblivious about the clitoris that surely they must not be able to find it”. Some women do seem to genuinely believe this to be the case. I guess that, as absurd as it may sound, it may be more palatable to believe than “most of my partners don’t give a fuck about my pleasure and I’m functionally little more than a fleshlight to them”
There have been a few times where I have been a bi woman’s first experience of sapphic sex, where they have told me that the sex was so good that it basically redefined for them what sex could be like.
I don’t know if it makes it more or less grim that I have slept with plenty of men who were invested in my pleasure enough that they actively enjoyed helping me to have a good time. I guess they have just been fairly unlucky with their partners.
I think also it’s a consequence of the terrible, up to and including complete lack of sex education that most men receive.
But also my first girlfriend didn’t even know where it was either and thought it was a myth also, so it’s probably the absence of effective sex education that is the cornerstone of the myth of the clitoris.
I downvoted because I don’t like politics in lemmy shitpost
^found the clitoris!
I thought I found it!
But sadly we have lost it :(
Mount Mogao is otherwise known as “Mount Clitoris” with the latter being called foreign and vulgar.
Resolution No. 173 – 2019 of the Sangguniang Bayan (SB) of the town called for the deletion of the name “Mount Clitoris” from the website of the Department of the Interior and Local Government, Cordillera Administrative Region.
https://www.zigzagweekly.net/tadian-prohibits-use-of-vulgar-name-for-tourist-spot/
Maybe I will find it again in the future 🥲
Earthquakes come when people keep rubbing that mountain
they just want to keep it hard to find. the bastards
But it’s finally not a horny post 😭
Conservative men aren’t real
You’re thinking of birds.
COnservativly Organized Men don’t Exist Really!
But if they aren’t real, why do they always come out of the woodwork when there’s a woman as the lead character?
Wait, do they really always complain about that? (Probably don’t pay enough attention to them)
Getting a projector playing female ghost busters to lure out conservatives
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One of my favorite videos on YouTube is Gilbert gottfried saying “clitOris” and he says it just like that.
In my experience both are particularly sensitive to opinionated women who take no shit
The most sensitive people on the internet are, without a doubt, the celeb gossipers. I have never come across any celeb gossip community that was not a dystopian echo chamber filled with the most brainless and miserable creatures.
I still haven’t managed to find this so called “Clitorious” - just as fake as the moon landing!
😂🤣
Idk, I’d like to see a showdown between a conservative and a feminist on who takes that crown.
