Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image
Removed by mod
Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.
But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.
Opened this post in public and the entire damn city became white because the post wasnt mark nsfw
Have you ever considered starring in a music video? Some of those are filled with bored and horny looking women. And they often have a swimming pool, so you can have a quick dip before you head home.
If you want to do anything else, you’ll probably need to learn some skills. Or use some, if you already have them.
Do you have hands and a stable internet connection?
You could start gardening, there are a lot of tutorials online. And its so nice to fuck among flowers.
I want to believe that pfp is a woman but I have a good feeling it’s a bussy
Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I’ll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.
Have a wank, have a Kit Kat. Rinse, repeat.
I can help with the latter, got 12 tonnes of the stuff as a deal recently
I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Same here. Also having a catheter for 4 weeks after surgery on my urethra so also can’t get out of the house and can’t have sex or jerk off. The longer I have this situation, the more woodies I get at night, which hurt and wake me up. I’m 2 weeks in, 2 more weeks to go. I’m boooooored!
That’s fucking rough. Can’t they like give you anti-horny pills or something? Shit
Have you considered joining the military industrial complex?
Yes, I decided I’d rather do just about anything else.
Well then there’s no pleasing you
engage in manual labor
Suffer in silence.
Like the rest of us is.
True.
found the 23 year old with no bitches.
They’re 26 now, if their username is their birth year
Still no bitches tho.
sad…
Removed what?
Get a better instance, .ml censors swears.
Wait, some instances fucking do that? Wow.
Go out for a 10 km run
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it feel good
I tend to suggest Kobold AI instead of healthy human interaction.
