A man meets Jesus and says “whoa, it’s Jesus. You’re such a chill dude.” Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says “Guess again, bitch. I’m CALVINIST Jesus.” Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Nah, more like ‘God already planned everything, including our existences, so your fate is already predetermined’. Still fucking stupid imo