Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
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IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS
Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
They really need to teach this in biblical biology class. It’s a well established fact that saying bless you stops the devil from penetrating your nose and making you catch the gays.