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minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoTo answer your question we’ll need to conduct a series of electrical tests on your left ball. Please report to the lab as soon as possible, and wear loose pants.
minus-squareAbundance114@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoUh, can we do this experiment on someone else’s balls? Asking for a friend.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoOf course. It is specifically froh42’s left balls that we will be experimenting on.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agofroh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we’ll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoYou really need a statistical baseline on a population of left nuts. Should set up a PPV website to offset costs of the study.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoGoing to need a control ball relative to the variable ball to calibrate your measurements.
To answer your question we’ll need to conduct a series of electrical tests on your left ball. Please report to the lab as soon as possible, and wear loose pants.
Uh, can we do this experiment on someone else’s balls? Asking for a friend.
Of course. It is specifically froh42’s left balls that we will be experimenting on.
froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we’ll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there.
Oooh, kinky.
You really need a statistical baseline on a population of left nuts.
Should set up a PPV website to offset costs of the study.
Going to need a control ball relative to the variable ball to calibrate your measurements.