• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    No no no…don’t hit them. That leaves a mark. Instead, hold them down, and tickle them for an hour.

    Then if they try to go to the police, and say “they tickled me!” the cops will just laugh. And, no marks.