nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoYour grandma's minediscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down113
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minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·8 days agoIf you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 days agoIf you rub my grandma she squirts.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoI’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.
minus-squarescoobford@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoUh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active. Also, squirt is mostly urine.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI’m aware. It was a joke implying they had… personal knowledge/experience. What can I say? I’ve got a sick mind.
If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.
If you rub my grandma she squirts.
I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.
Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.
Also, squirt is mostly urine.
I’m aware. It was a joke implying they had… personal knowledge/experience.
What can I say? I’ve got a sick mind.