ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago$1,000 richerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1980arrow-down16
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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoPay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoA thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
minus-squareChivera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou’re offering holes? Where’s the line
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWell, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
You’re offering holes? Where’s the line
Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.