- I’m fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness! - At least they’re labelled. - McDonald’s just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you’re colorblind in which case they’re indistinguishable. 
- Its all fun and games untill someone invents… - … the condiment cloaca. - that’d be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce - This reminds me of once when I went to Arby’s. (I know it’s popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me “Arby’s ketchup horsey?” It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked. - if other restaurants had a horsey sauce equivalent i’d never feel i needed to go to arby’s - TBH, my wife loves and I enjoy Arby’s sauce, but I’ve never tried horsey sauce. I hate horseradish and, due to the name, associate them. 
 
 
 
- ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it. - Hah! - I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh ‘nipple tube’ after that.  - Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers… presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy? - i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted 
 
 
 
 
 
- Even better version. - Holy shit, $2350??? 
- I hope it moos when ya squeeze - That’s extra. By default it’s moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno. 
 
- Neat! 
- Maybe for you. Something about giant bottles overhead does something exciting for me. 
 
- Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with… - That is all I’ll say… - In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness! 
- This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers. 
 
- Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before? - I’ve never seen these in my life, I live in France. 
- I live in Europe and I’ve never seen these in my life. - I live in Europe and I’ve seen them in almost every hot dog shop (“korvkiosk” in Swedish) I’v been to. - Sure, but my point is that Europe isn’t a monolith, just because people didn’t see that before doesn’t mean they’re Americans. 
 
 
- I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling. - But now I’ve seen them, I love it! - Haven’t seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho 
 
- I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread. 
 
- I’ve seen the condiment udders in the U.S. - It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania. - I used condiment udders last Saturday and the best part was they were covered by a decorative cow. - We go to this pumpkin patch every year and I remember them having it at least last year too. 
 
- This woman is a fucking poet lmao 
 
- I noticed there isn’t a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is? - Germans posses a deep rooted fear of spicy foods. The parprike being as bold as they like to get. - There is literally a bottle of cock sauce right there in the picture. 
 
 
- Hell yeah! Deutschland! 
- You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages. - Usually ones that sell hamhocks 
- We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young. 
- Frankfurt takes their Frankfurters seriously. 
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- If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf. - LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby’s steak bites? - I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place. - Of course. - I’ve been looking for an Arby’s ever since 
 
 
- Tang direct from the stang. 
- Gee where have I heard that before… :3 
- Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock. - Arby’s limited time Mr. Handswich - He got the MEATS! - That’s enough Internet for a while 
 
 
- I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line. - ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY - You’d better have the matcha next time, or else! - i can’t stock that until we’re out of mate, mate. 
 
 
 
 
- Somewhere hidden they probably also have “Curry ketchup”. - In NL you could get Joppiesaus, probably also satesaus and other sauces or a combination like oorlog (war). - I’m indigenous Canadian … Ojibway and I speak my language fluently, it’s actually my first language. - A few years ago Hienz in Canada came up with a new condiment mixing ketchup and mayonnaise … they called it MAYOCHUP - The best part was that in the Ojibway and Cree languages (our two languages are very closely related) … mayochup, translates as ‘Shit Face’ - May is our word for feces, or shit … tacking on the ending “chup” implies that the word is in reference to a person’s face … shit+face = shitface - I still see it on store shelves once in a while and I ask my non native friends if they want some Shitface. - Sounds tasty :D - In Germany all the “Vicks” go under the name “Wick” because “Vicks” phonetically sounds like “Ficks” or “Fick’s” when read in German (“Ficks” = “fucks” / “Fick’s” “fuck it”) or if read in English like “Wichs” which basically means “Jerk off”. Especially combined with Vaporub could cause some … irritation 
 
 
 









