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minus-squarelowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137·1 month ago24 Hour fitness just needs to deliver Trump a golden dumbell and this would magically go away.
minus-squareassembly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month agoThat was my first thought when I saw this headline.
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoThat’s an insult to good dumbells everywhere.
minus-squaredizzy@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYeah at least they’re generally the weight they say they are
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThey could just point the orange torpaedo of rape at a mirror then say, “Look, here’s histories biggest, hugest, most tremendous golden dumbbell” and that may be enough to convince the obese imbecile.
24 Hour fitness just needs to deliver Trump a golden dumbell and this would magically go away.
That was my first thought when I saw this headline.
Trump is the golden dumbbell.
That’s an insult to good dumbells everywhere.
Yeah at least they’re generally the weight they say they are
They could just point the orange torpaedo of rape at a mirror then say, “Look, here’s histories biggest, hugest, most tremendous golden dumbbell” and that may be enough to convince the obese imbecile.