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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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    7 days ago

    I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

      • pseudo@jlai.lu
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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

    • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world
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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

  • bitMasque@lemmy.world
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    Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…

    Is it the average landlord?

  • Xatolos@reddthat.com
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    It’s Longhorn Cowfish.

    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does that look like Donald trump

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        It’s the dead soulless eyes

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Battletoads!!!

    • Nelots@lemmy.zip
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      Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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    there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs

    It could be sea coral

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.

  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

      🤔

      Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      A one-walled lean-to?

  • Mgineer@lemmy.ml
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    Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

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    🦀 🦀 🦀

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    Florida man

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    Saint bernard?

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    Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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    A horny turtle

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    I wonder if it is just stone

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    Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What’s something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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      A war vet

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    Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

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