I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
It’s Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It’s the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.
I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
🤔
Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
A one-walled lean-to?
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
🦀 🦀 🦀
Florida man
Saint bernard?
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
A horny turtle
I wonder if it is just stone
Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What’s something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?
A war vet
Are soft shelled turtles slimey?