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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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Choose a number, 1-5!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    2, and only 2.

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      1 month ago

      Has a stupid handle

      • phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Stupid but comfy. ☺️

    • RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Dont you love when you stick your fork into a potato and end up cutting the fucker in half? Thats what these wide tines do.

    • Wilco@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Yep, number two is the best.

      Give us a harder choice.

    • arakhis_@feddit.org
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      I was like this, then I saw the handle. That being said its still 2 but its very close and it could be better still like the 1 or 5 handle

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    27 days ago

    on this topic:

    This is a cutlery model sold by a specific store chain here in sweden some decades ago, i fucking adore how simple and proletarian it is, it’s absolutely ubiquitous even to this day.
    Like IKEA things but cheaper and higher quality.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      My grandparents had those! Think my moms got them in a box or something.

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you’d find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      Agreed. 2 is the clear winner of this heat, despite the bad handle. 5 has the best handle of the bunch, but all these were stamped from thin, stainless sheet steel, rather than forged from thicker plate. All of their handles are lousy.

      5 has a better finish than the rest, but the tines are a train wreck.

      Here is the perfect fork:

      • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1 month ago

        Allow me to introduce you to my favorite fork. I feel like yours would rotate in the hand while applying downward cutting force.

        • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          1 month ago

          Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

      • Brownboy13@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Handle needs some kind of texture, or else may become slippery.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          27 days ago

          it needs a nice knurling

        • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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          Knurel that shit up my boy.

          Knureling is heavily underated

      • Dave@lemmy.nz
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        Personally I don’t like that handle either. Needs to be thicker.

        • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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            That’s how they are when first harvested from the fork-bush. Have to carefully separate the layers for each individual fork.

            • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              gotta wait until it ripens though, otherwise you’ll just make a mess and hurt your fingers

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

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    5 and I know this because it’s the fork that lives in my room at all times because it’s my favorite fork and I don’t like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It’s my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It’s the perfect fork.

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