• funkajunk@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Oh no, I hope I don’t sit down and “accidentally” pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You’re guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.