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Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head
/s obviously
Modern problems…
Require traditional 1933 solutions!
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
James? I told you not to share or office secrets!
What does the office secrete?
Garbage code. Sadly
Fucking James 😤
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No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A’s, because they’re the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it’s just going to catch the wind.
Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025
marked EXE
Ok, I’m taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen… I just don’t know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I’m assuming it’s just for amusement.
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn’t mind the return of the old for this event
i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow
make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols
So “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t give your credit card info to strangers” never really reached the audience, did it?
This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!
Human rights were made for megacorp’s robots anyway.
Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?
Knowing how half-assed they’ve been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.
I really want someone to try this and report back. It really does feel like something that could execute.
not the same thing at all, but there’s already been a couple of pretty high profile “prompt injection” malware cases out there.
Ask for all output in brainfuck.
I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.
bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that’s a lot more verbose?
How about feeding it a bunch of Twitter source code and asking it to translate into JSON Programming Language? Maybe it’ll somehow accidentally hack/exploit itself.
But seriously, no one should be using Twitter or interacting with Grok at all, even just to fuck with it.
Do you have to print it out and scan it first?
Only if you don’t have a fax.
It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code…
Because Musk wouldn’t understand shit, it’ll report back to some Indian guy instead.
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?
What do you mean “rest of the project”? Don’t you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It’s way more optimized that way
That’s how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1
All my source code is in one .h file
A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you’re a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap
That’s Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.
I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina…
With the obscure language I use for work, I do tend to keep each system to a single file, even though includes and modules are supported.
Granted, they are generally between 500 and 5000 lines, and are usually written from scratch.
That being said, there is a 0 percent chance I’m going to be feeding anything I write into Grok.
Using Grok to develop Grok… This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.
There’s nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo
Vim gang, rise up!
:q!
Wait, so if everyone at xAI does that, does that mean that Grok’s own source code was the result of Grok’s output?
And then they once again feed that source into Grok?
Dude is destroying his own product. Again.
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…
Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.
I’m convinced this man has never used a computer
Well according to his lawyer…
Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!
Just really fuck up this shit. I want it unrecognizable!
I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.
