ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115linkfedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square115linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoAnd only 3 poop breaks? Is that per day or per month? As it’s stated, it appears to be for the duration of the contract…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·1 month agoWell, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMeanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
And only 3 poop breaks? Is that per day or per month? As it’s stated, it appears to be for the duration of the contract…
Per hour.
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”