ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 19 天前Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1242arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 19 天前message-square111linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 天前I mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for. Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 天前No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前Google “how to wash your butt in India” There’s loads of info on the Internet for confused travelers.
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前Looked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.
I mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for.
Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?
No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.
Google “how to wash your butt in India”
There’s loads of info on the Internet for confused travelers.
Looked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.
Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.