As an atheist I’ve suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
No worries, the pope is on the way.
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Well shiiiiiiiiiit, id assume feminism would make leaps and bounds to gain gender integration in these old institutions
Pastors, not priests. There’s differences, like priests can hear confession.
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
In a row?!
We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I’d ask for my money back, but I don’t think they’d accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back…
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little
trickprick.
Post nut
claritysanctity.Big fan of your work here. Well done.
Looking at that kind smile, I feel like if I can just get some exorcism of my demons from her while getting my mental health treated by counselor Troi, I can finally get my life together.
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
My wife, unfortunately.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They’re in me and I desperately need this woman’s help. Please. I’m suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
She practiced, did she get better?
I don’t know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then… Church things.
Could also be one of the guys ratting her out after feeling guilty about going through with it.
Maybe he didn’t want to gatekeep, in which case, good effort?
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
The pastor himself renounced the Presbytery on 25 January a day before a church trial was due to start and moved to a gated retirement community in the nearby town of Lakewood.
I really hope he actually faced consequences
OP is edited, it’s the same story.
Um hi I have a demon
My friend Jim… he also has a, demon, in him. ya.
To whom ut may concern: my two demons are starting to bicker amongst themselves and they are no longer welcome. Any aid in having them displaced is welcome.
