Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
IMO you should just replace them by this point
Homey got new-pillow money, over here…
But it’s a good pillow, valar.
There are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren’t filled with mites)
Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.
Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.
but i like the mites. they are my friend.
You call them mites, I call them free face massage
The mites replace their tongue
Hey everyone look at this guy, he’s got new pillow money.
You’re supposed to replace them once a year because of the mites and stuff