Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1668arrow-down18
arrow-up1660arrow-down1imageSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months agoBut if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
minus-squarekevincox@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 months agoLet’s take a little recess and circle back.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·2 months agoSorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 months agoI would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoafter this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
minus-squareSoulg@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoSorry that human bodies are gross lmao
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThen you’re obviously not worthy
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agohave you not heard of candles?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose
But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
Let’s take a little recess and circle back.
Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
A username well-earned
Mister Stoker sir ?!
after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao
Then you’re obviously not worthy
I get that reference.
have you not heard of candles?
Then it smells ass, and candles.
I’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose