I don’t mind the taste if somebody else is buying, but the acid reflux is GUARANTEED.

Hell, the website I get knitting patterns from has the same situation. The top 1% of designers make all the dough. But it’s great to have a platform that anybody can submit patterns to. The top designers pay the bills and they keep people coming back.

When the checkout machine at the supermarket asks me to donate to something and I hit “not this time” I whisper it to myself like Jonathan Frakes.