These make you stupid but they do help

You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

Own your own consulting firm which helps this occur anyway.

But it was pre-Covid the last time I made this work, I finally got in with the idea of steady jobs - they pay you like, $2k every couple weeks just to sit in a little room all day… ok I can doomscroll in a different place for a while if you’re going to pay my bills

Venn diagram, we need to focus on the “nazi” and “alpha male” circles which are smaller than the “little dick” circle, which is actually - gay dude here - I’ll tell you pretty big.

House is 123 years old, I have a couple of cast-iron pans that are civil war era, still get regular use.

It would make a lot more sense with robotussin but whoever made this doesn’t really understand what’s in today’s OTC drugs, the Benadryl that was fun isn’t pink like these. Diphenhydramine is just a bad drug they need to recall.

Unknown lip filler shots in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken

Is one tradition IDK how today’s kids do it

Lend your car out freely. Cosign for things. Make it clear you don’t like condoms.

Y’all are rawdogging the substance of this conversation

It’s been the punchline of a dark joke for years.

You gotta get those little hands building the little toys.

We make the dark joke because we know it’s true, but we can collectively point at a tech company and say it’s their fault, and still enjoy the fruits of their labor at prices we can afford.

Globalism - hyperglobal capitalism - is all about externalizing the negativities and internalizing the positives.

Having a hard time imagining what things looked for these folks before communities were formed.

Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate

Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.

In the old world maybe. Today’s tragedeigh naming means it could be anything. Qristofer. Enjoy.

I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says “the NERVE of these fuckers” and post-back-surgery me is like “Well that WOULD be nice yes”

“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

Same but - I was actually relieved Microsoft finally MADE an RDP client for Mac again. What was wrong with RDP for Mac? It was fine and they axed it. But them replacing RDP everywhere is just hilarious.

Yeah I am not super flush with cash but weed, which treats my ptsd symptoms so I can work, is expensive.

31g Bob!

Exactly this. People use the word way too casually these days, but addiction literally means something that’s out of your control despite specific efforts to control it.

One of those efforts is usually moderation though, so when you see someone questioning or struggling with moderation in a true addiction, you know that there’s hope for them to get clean. They are “contemplative.”