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Piedofiles.

He threatened to sue that guy.

Here’s one of the Elon jet trackers on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ElonJetTracker/

The most overhyped game I’ve seen over the past year, they’re pushing the PR so damn hard.

I liked being able to accidentally brush up against my headphones or putting them down for a moment without them turning off my music.

All people can unless they are in the extreme minority that suffer from highly particular neuropathic disorders that render them absolutely dysfunctional as human beings. Having a weak drive for creativity and imagination is not the same as suffering from a clinical incapability.

This is the route I went years ago. Not only do i not feel like lugging around an obnoxiously long buttonless 1kg remote control, within two months the display will be shattered because I sneezed, and I will have to buy a new one because replacing the screen costs as much as a new phone.

I know they do that shit by design. Why would the back side of the phone need to be made of fucking glass? It’s literally the only reason I ever buy new phones, the screen is the only thing that ever breaks, and they never survive long enough to be “too old” to use.

None of those have worked for me on Android since a couple of months.

Firefox with uBlock Origin is the last bastion, and don’t think that’s not on their radar.

My suspicion is that the main purpose of Googles decision is to stop F-Droid and Aurora Store from working.

“No” is what I would prefer to say but for some reason “that is extremely unlikely” hits the point home harder.

You can research a phone you like and check if it has an unlockable bootloader, root it, and install something like LineageOS on it. It’s fairly straight-forward, not super technically demanding, but it does require some tinkering and time setting up.

xdaforums.com is where the rooting kids hang out, post guides for specific models, upload images et c, you can probably do it in an afternoon with GPT.

The issue is that some apps, notably banking and official type apps, usually don’t work as they rely on google services for operation. I solve it by having a cheap secondary phone that I only use for that stuff.

Oh, I almost forgot: FUCK YOU GOOGLE

I did not realize I remembered an XP key until you wrote that one. Holy shit. You just nostalgia’d me! Thank you!

We updated the roads, your old car won’t work on these.

My wall keeps crashing and I don’t know why.

Developer, smacking wall: “This bad boy ain’t going nowhere”

User base, rolling up their trebuchets:

And keep both walls for redundancy.

It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?

How this isn’t obvious and something we should collectively want is beyond me. We really don’t fucking need more than 8 billion people. I don’t think we need more than 1, and even that is pushing it.

I like being able to give instructions without having to poke a damn screen.

So they just trim the instructions so it doesn’t take joke orders, so it can make more reasonable decisions, like:

“May I take your order?”

“Two double whoppers with extra mayo and a chocolate cherry banana sundae”

“Oh you’ve GOTTA be joking!”

Royale with cheese, fries with mayonnaise, and a beer. And no plastic cup either, but a glass of beer.