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25 days agoThere’s still Jira Data Center but nobody wants to pay extra for it so instead we have to deal the the garbage that is Cloud.
There’s still Jira Data Center but nobody wants to pay extra for it so instead we have to deal the the garbage that is Cloud.
Thinking quickly, Generative AI constructs a playable version of Doom, using only some string, a squirrel, and a playable version of Doom.
Cloud is way worse than server in my experience. Server was only bad because it was usually configured poorly and IT would never give admins to anyone who actually needed it. Cloud is bad because it’s slow as hell and can’t be configured correctly because the ability to configure it correctly has been sitting in “Gathering Interest” on Atlassian’s issue tracker for two years despite thousands of votes and comments.