In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

Yes, He did. In the Epstein files there documents that show that DJT fucked kids.

As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”

And party on dudes!

Thou are God.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.

Ive always been partial to Shotcut for proper video editing, but I also use HandBrake for simple tanscoding jobs.

Have you read How to Be Perfect yet? The Audiobook is so much fun.

I know that Ayn Rand is an charlatan posing as philosopher

“What have I done!?!”

This so weird, I do exactly the same thing except instead of ‘America’ I sing ‘Jet Song’.
“When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way…” and all of a sudden the ear worm is gone

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.

LOL!

they could be watching The Wire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, ALF, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, etc.

I tried to read that. It’s a rough read.

Don’t besmirch Days like that, wrestling is Passions for manly men.

Jeez man ya killed me already. You don’t need to keep twisting the knife.

Thanks! This joke has so many layers to unpeel.