At least drugs can be resold for a decent price if you don’t use them.

True. She needs to get an e-reader and just pirate them if she’s not gonna read them anyway!

Well, if middle aged guys spent all day beating up punks.

I love this series. I wasn’t sure about having a new protaganist and switching to turn based, but Ichiban’s an incredibly likeable character and the turn based style suits him.

Narrator: He never wanted to play them.

Books are generally cheaper, though.

“Of course I’m going to play it! For a few minutes to make sure it works, then into the backlog it will go, forever,”

This is a HUGE deal in aging Japan, so this makes sense.

It’s possible, but even at that level of detail it would have been trivial to add a white dot and elongate the red triangle. I’m thinking they intended it to be Palestine.

No! They did it! They blew it up!

And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen?

And then the birds took over and ruined their society.

And then the cows. And then…I don’t know, is that a slug, maybe?

Noooo!

“Life, uh, finds a way.”

Ah, Super Nintendo Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable luncheon!

Ironically deleted your Firefox and installed Chrome

I say “N.E.S.”, but also “Super Nintendo.”

How to pronounce AAA: “Triple A.”

How to pronounce AAAA: “Aaaah!!!”

The “schmett” makes me think of the mess that’s left if you squish one.

EDIT: Curious about the etymology of the German word, and the “schmett” part means “cream,” which is similar to the “butter” part we use in English. The closest word an English speaker might recognize is probably the Yiddish “schmir.”

I’ve actually enjoyed the recent “Witcher 3” AC games and was hoping this would be kinda like that with a Star Wars skin, but the bigger emphasis on stealth makes it seem like it isn’t. Good thing I have AC Shadows to look forward to!

Maybe, but none of the ones I used were chain flushers.

If you want the extra dungeons at the end, you can get the 2015 PC version or the GBA version with the sound and color patches applied.