Bold of you assuming I’m ever leaving my house
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Cake day: December 30th, 2025
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”We need someone with 10 years of experience with this API”
”I’m the creator of this API, and I created it 7 years ago”
”Unfortunately, we regret to inform you you’re not qualified for this position”
I’m very delighted
3·22 days agodeleted by creator
21·26 days agoWhen you’re seen as an adult by society
I tend to only drink black coffee no sugar.
But oat milk has in general replaced most of my uses of cow milk. I tried it once for my breakfast cereal, and that was enough for me to never look back. I prefer its taste, and I don’t need to worry about lactose which I think I’m starting to get intolerant of. It has also longer shelf life.
My favorite use of it is to make matcha latte.
The brand I’m using is Oatly.
What if it starts with self love?
Only some of the new code does. Unfortunately, most of the code base is 10 years old written in the good ol’ Anarchy Driven Programming paradigm.
Another movie pitch:
Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.
Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?
Israel didn’t want to stop bombing Libanon, so Iran keep the strait closed until they stop.
I have also wasted so much time being stuck in games because I couldn’t find that one ladder I’m supposed to climb.
If she’s writing a thesis at the end of the journey it’s academia
Valve is winning because they don’t enshittify
8·1 month agoThe answer is to say “We will try our best, but this is very ambitious.”
If there’s some urgent feature request coming from sales then that means the Thursday deadline is in the contract and it’s already signed.
It’s usually because the engineers were rushed to deliver completely new features because the sales department over promised again.
Hear me out: what if Bigfoot is a vampire?
Complain how other social media is covering it