Give me the whole tiddy or give me death

Same, shit slaps

Maybe try a factory reset

Use pin pad to complete transaction

Thanks I hate it

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Rupert Murdoch is proof that being an evil son of a bitch makes you practically immortal

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

“I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself”

France has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

Yeah, but it’s not his problem until it affects him or his family.