Carpenter’s axe to the utility line outside my house

A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency

Does this also get rid of annoying pop-ups?

Are you a software developer?

I don’t need to have a replacement ready. It’s enough for me to say that the current system does not work.

That’s like saying I don’t need to clean my room if I can just shove everything into the closet

I don’t know if the comparison is inaccurate.

You make money from advertising to your users (“ddg situation” notwithstanding), are beholden to your investors (private status notwithstanding) and need to see more users to increase revenue. The person above you is saying that this model is what will drive you to eventually be as bad as Google. Do you understand?

What if you want to use the computer for something other than Google searching?

i just squirted so hard grumblebunny pls say acab i’ll literally die

Please fuck me

Every member of my lineage: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” before doing exactly that.

Me: “I will never do to my kids what my parents did to me” fucking aced it