When I see “military grade”, I think “use it once to blow somethink up”

Exactly. And because the process is not perfect, the steam still contains some stray protons, which allows us to play windows games on linux.

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but it’s important to understand how it really works:

• particles from the sun hit the solar panel
• the panel accelerates those particles, which creates fissile material
• the fissile material is the used in a traditional nuclear reactor
• the nuclear reaction finally heats water

Does the g in gspot also stand for gnu?

He waits until the sun comes up?

The smaller a battery gets, the louder it screams.

Batteries are the chihuahuas of physics.

RAM, GPU, and… Banana??

The answer is always CAT

Before reading the anaconda bit, i saw the lizardy thing, and thought this was going to be about having to turn a dinosaur into oil first.

With a couple of nukes, you might be able to speed up tectonic movement and get your island over here! (Feel free to push the UK out of the way, they don’t want to be here aparently)

Is he reposting his reply to himself? That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?

Spotted the time traveler

Ooh, like in portal!

Supported as in “you can install an interpreter on most machines”: yes

But for JS it’s already there. You can just write a program, upload it someone, send someone a link and it runs. And it’s even sandboxed.

(Although thanks to webassembly, that will be true for many more languages as well, so maybe my argument is void)

Not saying it should be used for everything, but it is a pretty decent language nowadays (lots of the annoying parts have been fixed in the last 15yrs). Although the main benefit imho is, that it is the closest thing we have to an interpreted language that runs everywhere.

2 min, if you’re in europe

The smelly is actually what makes the car go. Try using sauerkraut juice instead of water!

If you son’t care about the direction in which the bullet flies off, i suppose barrels don’t matter…

I code

Fun fact: the same argument applies to opaque floors