You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What phrases of wisdom have really stuck with you?English
3·3 days agoNiether a borrower nor a lender be.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What phrases of wisdom have really stuck with you?English
1·4 days agoThat first one is hard to argue with.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just found this behind a wendys dumpsterEnglish
1·9 days agoThe photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are things you like that you dont recommend to everyone?English
3·10 days agoI would not recommend doing abstract art. It can be extremely satisfying to create new and interesting things seemingly out of nothing, but most people want to see depictions from the recognizable world. Because of this, it’s tough to sell and if no one wants to buy what you make, the stuff just accumulates and after a while, your unsold artworks can feel like a weight that you’re carrying.
The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.
He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most horribly aged comedy film of the 2000's?English
21·13 days agoSam Grossman, dancing, with the hairy arms and big hands, should have his own franchise.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone up for a rousing game of...English
1·13 days agoThe game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Armando needs to know which church to avoidEnglish
6·17 days agoHaste makes waste I always say.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Claims the Only "AI Guardrail" Needed Is HimselfEnglish
3·1 month agoWhile we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?English
5·1 month agoWhat are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.