The other LTS kernels didn’t get it until yesterday, and this thread has some good info about why: https://infosec.exchange/@wdormann/116489443704631952

Yes, both.

The architecture is really varied. You can get super cheap SoCs that are barely capable of running FreeRTOS, and you can get 100+ core beasts with EFI, PCIe, etc.

If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS

I’m pretty sure Microsoft has more people working on Linux stuff than Canonical has total employees.

I thought X was the everything app?

Did your new boyfriend’s son say that too, or was his response more like “why’d you steal my girlfriend, dad?”

Some Canonical employees are working on it but it’s not originally a Canonical project.

Hopefully their plan for software sovereignty includes using a European desktop environment.

Leftover broad is worse. Leftover cheese is edible on its own.

Green energy

I need to know more about it. Is this a “you get to be part of the main crew” thing, or just “you exist in that universe?” Because it’d be cool if I could be a Bob-like AI in the Bobiverse, but if I were simply transported into the Bobiverse in 2026 well… I’m not sure I’d even notice.

Poor Wally…

Well I’m not complaining about gas prices, but personally it’s something I can’t do anything about and it just makes it even harder for me to get the energy to do the things I can do.

It won’t motivate me further to hear about it. It’ll only lead to despair.

Idk if it’s still true, but ads was the fastest growing division in Apple for several years. They make tens of billions (possibly hundreds of billions) in ad revenue every year.

…do you play the trumpet with your nose?

Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.

Try putting it on the speaker’s nose and jiggling.

It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.

Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.