The fucked up thing is I’m guilty of this. I’ve literally no one in my life, so when things get hard and I need to get it out, ChatGPT is usually my only option without bothering people with trauma dumping posts.

Brenda?

Oh good call! I’ve got a bunch of credits saved up! Thanks for the nostalgia nudge!!

Oh wow. I totally forgot about the Myth series! Time to go digging through old books!

I threw an apple core under a school bus.

I had just finished my apple at the bus stop and decided to toss the core before boarding. A woman at the bus stop told the driver I violently threw a rock under the bus. By the time I made it to school, it somehow had become glass through her calling the school.

Never did learn why that woman had such a bad day.

You know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! Over there? That’s just a guy in a suit!!

Getting permabanned was one of the best things that happened to me on Reddit.