

I actually do call it the elbowpit
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
I actually do call it the elbowpit
“People don’t have pensions anymore?”
No, Mom, we don’t.
I guess things like dicing = 1/4" cubes
Doesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.
Sleep on belly then?
Yuuuup lol
Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown. I think halfway I wanted her and halfway I wanted to be her.
This belongs on a t-shirt in Spencer’s.
Wait so t-tex and steggy never hung out? :'(
Or restraining order
He was from Cuba, his father was in Cuba, his uncle was in the USA and wanted to keep him here. He needed to be returned to his father but it should’ve been via negotiation. The raid was not the way to go. IIRC Janet Reno just got impatient with diplomacy?
Maybe you’re in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
What if you got back to them and found they’d moved on or forgotten you
Holy shit Michelle is so right
Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up
Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.
My grandma had one. Growing up we just kept our bread & bagels in the microwave.
I listen to '60s Gold on SiriusXM!
Shoes off. Except I do have a pair of shoes I wear only indoors, because I have flat feet and want to wear my orthotics.