Dawwwww

Me too lol

The sexier the source, the more I trust it. I mean just look at this man:

I’ll believe anything he tells me!

What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!

I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

This is ridiculous and I love it

I call it the pizza bone.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

A greyhound 🤍

What up Dan Quayle

Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

I try to avoid going out at annoying times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night. That helps a lot.

I Love You Period

Local government is great but we’re a pretty small township.

National government is fucked and can go fuck itself. Packed full of incompetent morons, sycophants, opportunists, grifters, and brainworms, and riddled with hate - racism, homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, ableism, etc. It’s a smorgasbord of vile shitheads who never should’ve gotten anywhere near this much power.

Terrifyin’!

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

Only 2? I only got one, which was part of lunch. How many is normal?

I feel like there are a lot of teachers that have no business teaching.

Shallow cut. Everyone knows Dr. Shoe.