That’s Parkinson’s for ya. Except the pills are forever.

You shouldn’t spread claims online that you can’t verify. You have no proof his penis was previously normal.

My son insisted for a couple of years that it is Bihop, not Bishop, because of a typo in the instructions for his chess set.

In an infinite universe every configuration of matter that can possibly exist will just due to the laws of statistics

Not necessarily. There is an infinite set of numbers containing the positive integers, but it still excludes the negative integers. Why should an infinite universe be any different?

“Changes in this release: general improvements”

Only Child

American Event I (American History X)

Ghostbuster

Tree Gump

The Cell (The Matrix)

One Wedding Xor A Funeral

I couldn’t plug in an adaptor in what seemed to be the correct way, in a Sri Lankan hotel (type M), but it went in ok when I rotated it. As soon as it went in, the power went out in the entire hotel. It was out for the rest of the night, and as I went up the street the next morning, there was a crew working on a transformer a few blocks away. Coincidence?

Also, at the place I was working, there were 2 other types of power plug than type M. WTF?

Yeah they seemed to be editing code live in production with no revision control. What morons.

“I could be arguing in my spare time”

3d printed houses are, in general, stupid PR stunts.

But the news told me they would solve the housing crisis!

Damn, I thought this said pensioner games. I was hoping it meant old-school style games were making a comeback.

I dont get the tense in this post. Are they going to “become” boomers? How does one become a boomer?

They should call it “Corps Laver” so it sounds all fancy/French for the girls, and sounds like corpse and lava for the manly men.

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

The parents probably pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular”.

He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

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