no he’s the perfect choice because he’s a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit
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hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Chrono Odyssey: 17-Minute Gameplay WalkthroughEnglish8·25 days agohow long since the last chrono trigger sequel does it need to be before the name is up for grabs again? 22.3 years?
dinosaurs are a basically insignificant % of the biomass by my understanding
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Hollow Knight: Silksong Developer Responds to Release Date Confusion, Promises Launch 'Before Holiday,' Not Tied to Xbox Handheld ArrivalEnglish4·28 days agodecember 31 believers in shambles
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto [MIGRATED TO DIFFERENT INSTANCE CHECK PIN POST] Balatro@lemm.ee•and I'll do it again10·1 month agoyou’d expect the 1st, 2nd, and 4th symbols to match but they are 3 unique shapes. but the # of symbols and the last 4 symbols fit the paradigm. we’ll rate it “plausible”.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Get your ass back in that TV (by BeetleMoses)8·1 month agohe’s just taunting her
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Games@sh.itjust.works•Parrying Is The Worst Thing In Video GamesEnglish21·1 month agoi absolutely love the ‘sekiro-mode’ deflecting hardtear introduced in elden ring’s DLC and i hope they continue to emphasize that gameplay element
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Games@sh.itjust.works•Parrying Is The Worst Thing In Video GamesEnglish2·1 month agohuh? perfect block and counterattacks are extremely powerful in wilds and most of them have essentially no windup. if you’re relying on something like the insect glaive offset you’re gonna have a hard time but most weapons are extremely reactive to the point where it’s dumbed down combat in a bad way imo.
compare that to something like 4u charge blade guard points which were also extremely powerful but required you to plan ahead.
user must be psychic or memorize monster movements in order to anticipate next potential movement
if you hate this, monster hunter might not be for you. that’s been the meat and potatoes of the game since ps2 and leads to its most impressive gameplay imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX0OF2Zzd0k
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Games@sh.itjust.works•Parrying Is The Worst Thing In Video GamesEnglish4·1 month agoi’m parrying both sides, so i always come out on top
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Fediverse@lemmy.world•This graph but with fediverse apps?English6·1 month agowhat’s in the bottom left?
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•comment section for every tiktok, ig reel, and yt short13·1 month agothe allegations 😭😭
but it’s flaccid
how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
black holes don’t exist?
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If there were a Lemmy "Hell" where all the bad users went, which instance would it be and why?2·1 month agoi thought there were two canon limbos.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24English5·1 month agomy preference would be a film about the shattering, giving us some (but not too much) more insight into just what fucked the world up so godsdamned much.
but that would need to be extremely faithful to the lore and character designs and i just don’t see hollywood showing up for that.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?3·2 months agowithout digging into the numbers, i can pretty confidently say that schools are more than 30% more expensive than the global median in the US. staffing costs especially.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.worldto Anime@lemmy.ml•What anime was the biggest letdown for you?English2·2 months agoi couldn’t get through two episodes as a huge fan of the manga. it was a total letdown.
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