It’s strictly for entertainment purposes
you’re so close, if only you’d uncross your eyes it might come a little clearer into focus
If you don’t want to listen to me
what part of replying to everybody who wants a piece of me suggests that i’m participating under duress? lol
thank you, it’s an honor just to be nominated
You must think we’re all incredibly stupid
not everyone, no, but the 10th guy in a row to talk down to me and expect to make a point? i might not think so highly of him.
I’m always down for a sarcastic quip
you took my (hilarious) joke at face value and made a serious effort to admonish me for that literal interpretation and not the blatantly obvious message that when you have nothing to say, it’s ok to say nothing.
that you’re continuing to reply at all suggests that your sarcasm detector could really use routine maintenance. or a warranty replacement.
would a ‘/s’ make things easier for you?
i like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
i understand that you don’t appreciate my tone but i’m afraid i won’t be able to kneecap my natural charm in order to be less intimidating to you.
you’re adorable, but i think we can all agree that making an effort to help other users contribute positively to the platform is itself a positive contribution.
Otherwise, every comment is welcome here
unless it’s not very nice, then we need to give them a scolding. thank goodness officer superkret is on the job to put those rapscallions in their place.
Imagine a real conversation
i am, and it’s nothing like a comment thread on pseudo-social media.
imagine a comedy duo where one member makes quips and the other chimes in periodically with ‘i couldn’t agree more’ and ‘i came here to say this!’
penn and teller work well as an act because teller keeps his mouth shut.
i guess it makes sense from the perspective that lemmy is a community largely by and for former redditors. activity that’s effectively indistinguishable from bots must make this place feel like home to some of us.
“there’s not much meat in this stew so i added sawdust” really isn’t the slam dunk solution that you think it is.
did you know that there’s a button on each comment which is purpose built for you to express this exact sentiment? i’ve provided a helpful diagram:
if they expect you to do a consultant’s work, they should pay you a consultant rate