higgsboson

Indeed.

Okay, but… wtf does it do?

Yeah, no shit. Most sites on the web use Google Analytics. Film at Eleven.

Yes, I know all that. I spent 25 years in tech, which is why I also know how to run secure services online. Hence my comment above.

There are no private spaces online,

your privacy is at the whim of whoever owns the servers

Which is it? It logically cant be both. I own at least a dozen servers.

I reject your premise. Good day.

Nah, fuck off with all this.

Adoption.

Unless you used PGP or something, emails were never “private” in any meaningful sense of the word.

No idea what is going on with your comment, but whatever it is is not English. I typically only block spammers and trolls, but happily you definitely fall into one or the other (or both.)

This job would be great if it wasnt for the fucking customers.

Fortunately, it would likely never even make it in front of a judge. If you do manage to waste a judge’s time with this garbage, be prepared for your attorney (and/or you) to have an unpleasant day.