

Pretend to be something you’re not
In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France! A hooker, with a heart of black charcoal.


Pretend to be something you’re not
In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France! A hooker, with a heart of black charcoal.


That’s good then. A lot of stuff uses the standard numberpad.


The thing with pattern unlock is that it is inherently less secure than the other options
Does Graphene scramble the keypad between PIN entries? If not, it’s functionally the same as a pattern unlock.
TIL what those are called.


I think this is Black heart


Hey, a couple might be really good at football.


To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”


I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.
It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.


I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?
Carolina style, with a nice mustard vinegar base
Fun fact, it’s perfectly legal for them to hold you for three days without even charging you with a crime.
I used to love that so much
Assuming a typical family of four, 2k a month for marketplace insurance is actually pretty cheap. My partner just got his tax documents, and between him and his employer, they spent 10k last year to insure a single adult. I’ve got a ton of health problems, and we’ve talked about adding me to his plan, but that’s an extra $500 a month.


Out of all the displays in the house, there’s only one 4k computer monitor. The dumb tv is a 1080p, my other monitor is a 720p, then my partner has a DVI and a VGA monitor for his computer.


neumorphism
Yeah, because fuck people with bad eyesight amirite.
That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.
Is this why they call big boom sticks cannons?


Where I’m at in the NW US, the icy pellets are called ‘graupel’, the slushy snow/rain is “sleet”. Sometimes the weather guys call it “wintry mix” but I haven’t heard it outside that.


Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”
I know this is a shitpost, but real answer: A t-shirt bra is a specific style of bra intended to be worn under t-shirts. They’re supposed to have softer seamlines and less bulk, so they’re not so obvious under thin fabric, but some women just find them more comfortable.