No, my parents believed video games were evil :(

I had so much dolphin shit as a teenager

When I swallowed that sixth shot of Wild Turkey 101, I knew it was a mistake

You wouldn’t download a cat?

Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the hat

For one, you need proof. No reputable newspaper is going to report on “I heard that…” without anything to back it up.

Any reputable media will want to know how you know about this, and they’ll want to verify its accuracy.

No excuses? I can’t get high off paying rent!

It’s a combo of the pants being a poor fit, the pants being badly designed, and the pants being cheaply made.

Fashion industry standard drafts a single pattern for each style of pants in size 2/4/6, depending on brand, then just size it up or down without redrafting it to account for body fat distribution being uneven. So even if it’s the “correct” size, it may not actually fit your measurements. Cheap fabric tends to have less structure, and it won’t hold your body fat in as well as a fabric with a tighter weave.

You can get underwear with some padding that doesn’t squeeze around the seams if you want to avoid it.

I personally find thigh chafing to be more uncomfortable, and cameltoe is more like a front wedgie. It’s more unsightly than uncomfortable.

Much like cameltoe, there are multiple methods of avoiding a visible boner. Gaffs or dance belts are probably the easiest, but some people prefer to tuck.

Skill issue, get good scrub

It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.

There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too

Fed is best.

If you can breastfeed, that’s fantastic! But don’t be ashamed if you’re struggling to produce milk, it’s quite common and you shouldn’t avoid formula out of fear. It’s far worse for a baby to go hungry!

https://www.regmovies.com/theater-ears

Worth a shot maybe?

Yeah, my house is completely linux except for one windows machine. I need to be able to open other people’s Adobe files for editing, and that’s just not reliable outside of windows/mac.

But, if I was only working on my stuff and didn’t have to integrate into outside workflows, I wouldn’t be so adverse to switching to GIMP or Krita.

It’s a toss up. Either it’s going to be a fun time, or you’re gonna accidentally overdo it and get sick. MIL was a og hippie, and she got sick after smoking again for the first time since Woodstock because everything is so much stronger than it used to be.

Soap bar square pants?

Those are prosthetics to up your Operation game. No longer just taking stuff out, now you gotta put stuff back!

I got t-boned by a SUV going 55mph.

Cracked my skull, gave me a subarachnoid hemorrhage (50/50 on surviving those), cracked a couple ribs, lacerated my spleen, and broke my pelvis into eight pieces. Spent a week in ICU, then another two weeks in a nursing home and couldn’t stand on my own two feet for almost a year, went through the PT to relearn how to walk, then COVID hit.

Found out that most of my friends were fake, outside of my partner, one person offered to help drive me to doctor’s appointments, and one person showed up a couple of times to chat through the year. Nobody brought food, or offered to help with the housework, or wanted to help with errands. Not even my family or my partner’s family.

Because of the whiplash, I’ve since developed bone spurs in my neck that are pressing on my spinal cord and between that, the pre-existing brain tumor, and the TBI, I’ve not been able to hold down steady employment since.

Well, you only need the light when it’s burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling low
Only hate the road when you’re missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go

what year is it???