The US handles it in an incredibly stupid way. Bonuses typically get a larger amount withheld as tax and the government pays you back when you calculate your total income at the end of the year.

Hey, SA can also stand for Sexual Assault

It’s not shoplifting, its an employee discount.

Ian Noe is also great

Is beating up a guy baddery?

In a factory, downtown?

That’s good. Some of the “reusable” bags I see for sale are practically disposable. It’s ridiculous.

In a (sadly) hilarious twist of fate, the vast majority of the cloth shopping bags still use petroleum products like polyester or nylon.

Depends on how you do it, really. Most of the candy color dyes these days are semi-permanent or temporary colors, so they don’t have the same harsh chemicals that permanent dye used to have. The most dangerous chemical in the process is the peroxide bleach, and you can get really gentle formulations of that now for bleaching your mustache.

I love how you knew exactly who I’m talking about

Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

That’s good then!

I don’t know if he has any hobbies besides getting angry at the news, but it’d help and give you two something to talk about that isn’t upsetting. I know you mentioned in another comment that he sees frivolity as a waste of potential, but maybe you could emphasize that he’s worked hard his whole life, and fun in retirement is supposed to be the reward for that?

What does he do for work? Maybe there’s a hobby that hits his dopamine the same way?

but lately he is getting stuck on topics and gets very very repetitive.

I used to do elder care, and this in particular could be an early sign of dementia.

Dragostea Din Tei is also up there

You want to boot some head too?

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, patience. How long will that take?” -Ed Gruberman

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Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…

It’s like the inverse of Liking Something Before It Was Cool. I never liked this problematic thing even when it was cool.

I used one of those guitar tuner apps, and it says it’s F6