We really shouldn’t have made fun of his birthday parade, he got upset and is acting out.
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I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So um, the united states just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...English211·19 hours agoCareful there, we all got a lot of “America invades middle eastern country” memes, there’s a surprising amount of themes to choose from.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your favorite games that you never see mentioned anywhere?English2·2 days agoIt’s such a fun game, I recommend giving it a go, it’s one of those games you can play for a long time or just a quick little run through. it’s on PS4 now I’m pretty sure.
It’s that right level of dumb joke with lots of room to play with, easy for people to get involved and make their own dumb moth joke for others to laugh at.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your favorite games that you never see mentioned anywhere?English6·2 days agoit’s a first person shooter dungeon crawler, the levels and enemies are procedurally generated, sometimes you can get a room with enemies that are one hit kills, then walk into a connecting room with 3 different over powers enemy types coming at you from all directions.
its face paced and fun as fuck to run around killing shit with magic wands and magical guns.
no playthrough is the same.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.autoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Obama Will Start A War With Iran!English173·2 days agoNobody and I mean nobody can burn Trump quite like Trump can.
Did they use some of the images pixels to build it?
Someone saw the light.
I don’t touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!
You’re gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.autoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English8·6 days agoI droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software developmentEnglish41·9 days agoIt surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.
I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.
They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.
Maybe he’s born with it.
Maybe it’s poverty.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•All right music fans, what's your favorite band/musician and how many times have you seen them live?English3·10 days agoSay Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.
That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.
ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.auto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When we microwave in our house we say we're going to "zap it". What do you say?English3·10 days agoI say it like this.
Has anyone tried doing this to Trump? might make him settle down a bit.