Folks like you are gonna tell me that I’m doing too much, meanwhile others say we aren’t doing enough.

My secret is; I know what to do and when.

Edit: checks notes, amemds notes: microblogs on Lemmy are probably apologetic fascists, or I am very drunk.

Double edit: Lady butterfly!? We were just talking about pulling hair together! I feel betrayed in a small box.

I’m just doing my part. Sorry luv.

Every 2000 years or so, religion goes to war with itself. Big war.

In the years between, it’s basically disputes over what to call the omnipotent being or which shoe to worship.

If you want to change their minds, you have to do it with promises & lies.

In the meantime, the pope will continue to shit in the woods.

Not all that segregate are doomed to hate. Just most.

Thanks for not telling us “we are going to hell”, we’re already here.

Typing requires thumbs; something only primates have.

…another thing that (some) primates have is an island where rich people go to molest children.

Some of these primates are greedy and/or terrible primates, and they don’t want you to look up any connection between a primate named Trump and a primate named Epstein (spoiler alert, those primates rape underaged primates and brag about it to each other).

…or we could raise our children to not be landlords.

r/maliciouscompliance

Oops, bad habit.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nobody tell OP about rental application fees, they’ll explode.

I’d say more than a noticeable spike has already occurred. It’s trending with popular Youtube Streamers & although I have had very little interaction with Linux subreddits or Lemmy instances; the algo feeds me Linux posts constantly. Admittedly, I do enjoy the tech savvy & intelligent. So I guess the algorithm is working, in this case.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Start by simply looking up “Napster”.

I’m talking about Linux OS overtaking Microsoft OS on the world stage. Aren’t we on the same page? …or are you on stage with Larry Page? Don’t mistake the Stevens for a misconcepted meanin’. It’s all leanin’ towards Linux cleaning up the cynics.

Yo.

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Sorry, I was being a shite.

Why delete it then? Umbrella only supposed to protect us from wet.

Not say anything, not delete. Shield.

You delete comments & have an emoji for a username. Go back to Facebook or wherever you belong. We don’t want people like you on the “better internet”

What did they say? They deleted their account, so we all feel like assholes trying to figure out what you are replying to.

Don’t feel obligated to respond, you aren’t the “c u next Tuesday” in this situation

Edit: go figure, they didn’t delete their account, just whatever they said. This is an incredibly META thing for someone with an ‘umbrella emoji as a username’ to do.

I hate to say it, but wanna be the first to take note…

Ozzy is right proper fuckin’ cheeked up in this pic, luv.

Just turn the printer upside down, dummy!

Yeah, I’d be fine with it… but honestly Cats take the hardest advantages from me out of any species I’ve come across.

I do like them very much, though. I’ll consider it.