It’s NYT Pitchbot. They’re a pretty well known satire account

Makes me miss the days when Polygon wasn’t a hollowed out husk of its former self and was making art like this

Pretty sure this blog is fully ChatGPT text. All the signs are there, em dashes all over the place, “It’s not just x; it’s y”, lists of adjectives. Also, this is basically just an ad.

It’s like the hornier version of Steiner Math

Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games

Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.

Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn’t be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it’s a joke)

Jesus Christ what a sentence…

You can blame the French for “queue”, it was like that when we got it.

Was not expecting a Blood Mountain meme this morning, of all things. What a great song on a fantastic album.

There’s a conversation starter that has popped up in a couple of my friend groups that is similar to this, basically “what movies would be improved by all but one actor being replaced by muppets?” My answer has consistently been Face/Off with Nic Cage as the only human actor. I even threw a poster together…