With my kids, it’s not the asking of the questions I mind, as I love answering questions too! Being a dad is one of my favorite things ever. The part that gets frustrating is when. They ask me a question but don’t listen to my response. It’s not that they didn’t understand, mind you… they simply tuned me out as soon as I started talking. And believe me, I’m explaining things in a way they could understand. That drives me nuts when anyone does this, like don’t make me waste my breath! Why bother to ask?

I’ve come up with a good punishment at least: I either ball up my fist and punch ‘em in the butt, or I choke their pet rabbit while telling them “look what you did! This is your fault!” Nothin’ wrong with that, amirite?

For reals! I’m already here, I don’t want to have to go all the way over to there… I wanna stay reading comments from strange, wonderful people!

I love the extra fabulous message at the bottom

I hear you. I was raised vegetarian (mom is awesome) and have flip flopped between that and veganism my whole life. Growing up meatless and male has been a weird experience, with countless people telling me I’m not manly be cause I don’t eat dead animals. Wtf.

Sadly, I’ve also received the opposite, telling me I don’t really care because I’m not vegan enough (sigh)

Ok SpongeBob

Wait when did this happen?!

Look up Edward Gorey!

Mmm I love me some puss-nooooo

Oh yes.

It’s funny, I’m a millennial as well. I remember those inverted games and it feeling wrong to me. Once I started finding “regular” games it always felt better imo

release the abstractly files

Love me some Cheese! Gimme That Nutt is perfection

I was really fortunate to be raised by parents who knew that was bullshit brainwash propaganda. Thanks mom and dad! You aren’t perfect but hey nobody is. Love you both!

I met my wife on… drumroll… FACEBOOK DATING yes I understand if anyone finds that hard to believe. But I think their dating service is fairly new (at least it was 4 years ago) and it didn’t charge me like other dating apps I’ve tried. My dad also found a his wife online, as well as 2 of my uncles. At least three of the four of us also went out socially and met women that way, just ended up trying out the online thing for shits n giggles and found success!

My advice would be to try stuff out for yourself! Just don’t expect to get a hit immediately. Using dating services takes a bit of a learning curve. You got this

https://youtu.be/Q1gwkJP64xU

For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified

Totally number 3. Stab me, shoot me, I’m gonna enjoy my time regardless

Want any beer? No? How about some mescaline?

I’ll upvote Tom Morello anytime

Fuck

Yay! As a father, that app makes me nervous

Edit: wow just coming back to this, I think I may have just started a war