OMFG.

But ofcourse this was before he became FBI Agent Burt Macklin.

Ben Stiller is a genocide denier IRL. Pass it on.

It’s not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.

Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?

That’s for Allah to sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

And look at that, America is THE BIGGEST!!!

Fuck yeah!

USA! USA! USA!

That’s an adorable giant fluffy dildo.

I have the higher ground beef!

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Capitalism. Definitely capitalism.

It may end in nuclear war because you feel “your side”, in your juvenile chauvinist mind, could do no wrong and never lies.

A coup is a coup is a coup is a coup. It makes no difference whether you think it is a “good coup” of a “bad man”.

It’s only half the world in your small mind. Western nations represent 8%, EIGHT PERCENT of the world. That 8% owns 70% of the world’s wealth, largely from extraction and exploitation of the developing world.

You give zero shits about democracy. If America is directly arming 80% of dictatorship then that makes America the LEAST democratic nation in the world, but only if you begin to see democracy as a universal concept. Yet, you see democracy as a privilege enjoyed on the backs of the oppressed, a selective cudgel weaponized to steal natural resources from developing nations.

When you undermine democracy anywhere you undermine democracy everywhere.

You don’t think it’s an existential threat to the human species and all other complex life?

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The Ukrainian people are not whole. That’s the whole point. This started with a coup, which led to a civil war, which led to a proxy war, which led to an intervention, which will now lead to nuclear war. All because you thought people voted “wrong”.

TCC conscription thugs are even worse than ICE. 😂

They pull you from the arms of your crying family members, but to deport you to the frontline meat grinder for certain death.

“Busification”.

Okay, but I feel this should be said to the Banderites you support, not me. 👍

It’s not just the fascist language laws, but TCC thugs will ask forced conscripts to pronounce certain words to determine where they’re sent when pressganged, aka “busification”.

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But speaking Russian doesn’t exclude you from being Ukrainian? 😂

I am an American, so I share the collective blame. We do.

So you’d be cool with a foreign military base in your neighborhood? Just not a Russian one? That’s cool, right? That’s not colonialism or colonialism when we have 800 military bases in foreign nations?

One of them, get ready for this, is… The PHILLIPINES. We’re back, BABY!

Is Russia arming 80% of the world’s dictatorships or is it the U.S.? It ain’t Russia, buttercup.

Trump only had to kidnap one guy by getting one lady to throw him under the bus and now Trump owns Venezuela’s oil.

Fuck, we only need to saddle an vulnerable people with predatory loans and we’ve enslaved an entire nation without firing a shot or putting a single pair of boots on the ground.

Every accusation is a confession with you fuckers.

"…the U.S. never attempted to annex other countries because there were a minority of ethnic Americans there. "

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Again, that’s our entire creation story. Everything East of Jamestown and Plymouth Rock. It’s how Hawaii was stolen, you stupid stupid fuck. Like, seriously?!??!?

I just can’t even…