Ioughttamow

Gaben does not ask for your password, he is ENTITLED to it. Your password is his by divine right, your game library is held in vassalage to him, your liege lord

Ich iel, we used to beanjean the gar

I know enough. These jaundiced dwarves are no feathers mcgraw

Porky nolos dos

Do the minions even have names? How can they kill 2 named characters?

Grommit will return and cleanse the land in the name of Wensleydale Cheese

Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble

Is sora what was used to create the AI narrator for my company’s training videos this last year? Good god they looked terrible, why even bother, just have the voice over top of the slide graphics

Watch your doors and corners kid

We tried breast with our first, and it was very hard. With our second we didn’t try at all, formula all the way. It was a lot easier, especially emotionally

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Brackish cheezits?

You’d be in a pickle

Smart, that’ll keep you worm at night

Butcher’s nails

Dystopian netrunner Zelda game incoming

New Primary Objective: Kill All Civilians Side Objectives: Crush with Bulldozer Burn with White Phosphorous Phone Bombs! Assassinate allied envoy under false colors Attack allied warship Shoot down civilian airliner Directly fund purported enemy Ambush aid convoy Kill aid workers Kill journalists Headshot a child Remove hostages, dead or alive Concentration camps!

zuckerberg, gates, and buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it

You’re absolutely right!