Ioughttamow

Book-it stars

Wowza, that dredged up a memory I haven’t accessed in… maybe ever

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. So, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could was those big yellow ones.

Is this how Jensen sources the leather for his jackets?

Tested for mono and strep but both were negative. Based on the rest of the lab results it’s likely a bacterial infection so I’m on a course of antibiotics for the next week and a half. Feeling a lot better though, but there were a few times I thought I was coming out of it so who knows for sure

Ah, just rebase the good timeline onto the harambe branch

Lying around all day, been sick for 2 weeks. Mostly mild respiratory symptoms, but it gets worse at night. I’m wondering if it is mono but without the fatigue. The sore throat is the worst symptom. Both my daughters had it, one had it before me and one after, but have both recovered. I was exhausted today, but I think that was because I barely slept last night

Tell them they can stop, go home, and enjoy time with the fam. I found Christ, and I stopped the problem.

Foil, Sabre, Epee, and picket

You can’t fool me, that’s a gen1 iMac

Keep this up and they’ll be jellyfinished!

Slarty Bartfast

Sensible chuckle

Weird illusion, I feel like I’m seeing some yellow even though it’s clearly greyscale

I’m going to save this for later, but then never check my saved threads

When driving somewhere, if I set out with the mindset that I can’t rely on gps I can usually wing it and figure out where to go when a hiccup occurs. If I don’t, then I have a lot of trouble getting into that path finding mode when needed… similar to this maybe?

My wife journals and it helps her to process her thoughts and emotions. Maybe it could help me too, but I’ve got adhd and chaos is the name of the game baby!

Well you see she was supposed to pay half, but be demur about it, like a real lady

Mmm, mmm. I’d lick those calves clean… no homo brother

My estranged mother in law, she’s all self sacrificing nice mom until you’ve made her mad, and then the mask comes off, her voice goes cold and she looks at you with emotionless shark eyes (though it was via phone, but I could imagine it). Happened the last time I talked to her and it was exactly like my wife described it

There must be more tabs. As soon as a critical mass of tabs are all in existence at the same time, the tab god will be born. This nascent entity will reshape the world, will purify existence