Courtney (she/her/they)

If give people on this tiny corner of the net have learned about it, surely across the planet there are thousands.

You might taking a funny meme too seriously though if you’re making a point about numbers…

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

38.897384, -77.037375

Getting real tired of seeing cool art stuff and then they bury the leer with “check out the whole thing on twitter/insta/reddit” and if you bring up the issues with those platforms everyone trips over themselves to justify why their use of the neonazi-billionaire-pedo owned sites is justified…

Yeah, fuck that guy for not being born in a different place or having the socioeconomic standing to pack up their entire life and move to a better place. He deserves to be miserable for other people’s collective actions!

I tend to recognize usernames I see at least once a day, if they’re phrases or words. Not if they’re like strings of random characters…

I thought I posted too much on my alt on another instance.

Glad I don’t see the username here, cause at least that means I wasn’t super annoying lmao

I think everyone here has already posted all the names I usually see.

There’s also stamets, though I haven’t seen them active in places I visit in awhile. Also a few users with custom names like Admiral Patrick or Riker Maneuver.

I don’t even see a single elephant.

I love fucking up their data.

Haha, bitches I had no ovaries to begin with, and now you think I’m ovulating soon!

Mwahahaha :3

I was super excited to try it out, and after spending about a week binging it, I came to the conclusion I didn’t have fun playing it.

It did have a bit of a learning curve but once it clicks, you’re breezing along. It just didn’t fill my city building void.

This just in: Headlines differ when news is years apart! World in shambles. More at 11.

Sure buddy, you’re not lashing out at all in these comments and it doesn’t sound like a person with too much time at all.

Because when someone has nothing else going on in their life, lashing out is easy and gives them a sense of superiority.

Go ahead and chuckle at the irony here lmao

I’m a big anti-fan of modern cowboy emo, but that’s hardly unique.

Fuck any song that starts out with a riff from another song that makes you think it’s the other song. This also applies to small bits here and there in the song.

I didn’t know who zendaya was until Dune. I heard the name, never saw the face until dune. Apparently she was a super big name by then? Idk I’ve heard she’s in a lot of things but most of them I’ve never heard of or never cared to watch.

It really just depends on how they’re famous and what media people consume.

I’m absolutely positive there are dozens of artists of one type or another that I have never heard of that would make people do a double take and ask me what rock I’ve been living under.

Sometimes I feel like that Daniel Thrasher sketch where hoodie guy doesn’t know who Lil’ Pregnant is.

My father in law used to wear contacts.

He would often forget them and wear them to bed, sometimes for days, and then when he went to do things in the morning, sometimes one would be missing.

This went on for several years and one day he brings up some “minor discomfort” in his left eye.

After some deduction, a lot of eye rolling and tons of pain, they managed to get most of the pieces to about 10-12 contacts behind the left eye, and 4-5 in the right eye.

They sometime ripped and seprted into different spots around his eye and he apparently was in a massive mount of pain before actually speaking up about it.

I had an eyelash grow toward my eyeball once and I thought I was dying…

When I drove a pickup? Lol no pickup drivers are 99% assholes and pieces of shit.

Now that I’m driving an older model car? Also no, I see a parts bin I can pillage when my car dies.

all of the above

I saw the title and definitely thought this was about something else…

Dormant account goes active and suddenly starts posting a bunch of nazi-cock-gobbling “art” in a short amount of time, and keeps defending their choices to host content created by nazis by saying weak ass shit like “yeah but that has nothing to do with this specific thing”

Magda Goebbels made a great strudel, whoopty-fucking-doo still a goddamn nazi.