I feel the same way you do. I’m okay with digital purchases on Steam because it’s basically a catalog of receipts I can point at if I eventually have to pirate something I bought, but I don’t have that option on a console. Well, I do, but it’s a huge hassle.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

It’s wild that this is directly under the “worm-like creatures found in drinking water at ICE detention center” for me.

6. I mean, the Gamecube was basically a home defense weapon. Actually, the original XBox controller was pretty hefty, too. Sony really dropped the ball unless we’re giving the PS2 slim a pass as a throwing star.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

It’s load bearing.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

Dignity and Grace are strippers. It’s actually a confession.

I do, and it’s not relevant to the conversation.

Adding the option is a change you’re asking to make to FromSoft’s pizza. That’s the point. It’s THEIR pizza. They don’t make a pizza with difficulty sliders. Aggro Crab and Spiders make difficulty slider pizza.

The hypothetical conversation with Sean Evans.

EXACTLY. What you’re missing is that you’re asking for alterations to someone else’s pizza rather than making your own or finding a different pizza.

Who said anything about a party or feeding anyone sauce? Playing the game is the option. I’m setting a goal for myself to get to that level. I’m getting the sauce for myself. I don’t need you to be part of the conversation.

Since I’ve seen your other reply, this got even funnier. “Do you think the entire point of pizza is sauce? What a fucking insult to cheese.”

“Pizza has sauce and cheese. People like pizza that has sauce and cheese.”

“I LOVE PIZZA, I JUST THINK PIZZA SHOULD HAVE LESS SAUCE! IT WON’T CHANGE THE PIZZA!”

That seems like a lot more work than just trying a new hobby.

The analogy doesn’t work because your philosophy clashes with someone else’s. My fun is from eating progressively spicier hot sauces to build a tolerance to capsaicin, until I can talk with Sean Evans about our opinions on General Satan’s Colon Evaporator. If you extracted the capsaicin from General Satan’s Colon Evaporator, it is no longer General Satan’s Colon Evaporator, and you can’t actually contribute to the conversation.

“Everybody” that plays in the NBA is literally on the same playing field. “Everybody” at a basketball convention likes basketball. But those are two very different groups of people.

There’s a lot of “you made your art wrong” in here. If you don’t have legs, you’re not going to be able to play soccer. You can make your own no-leg soccer if you want, but I’m just going to make an “ew” face at you if you say that soccer needs to change for you. Try arm wrestling!

The best argument against games (or any software) that don’t work for you is that you often can’t get refunds, and that’s a valid concern, but it has nothing to do with the content itself.

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.