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Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation.
Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
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Right?..right!!!
That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.
7·9 days agoI’m a top exec for a very big movie company and I hear you on this. No more Julia Roberts. Got it. Roberts out, Catwoman in. …
Someone get me Michelle Pfeiffer on the phone. I have a great idea, Catwoman as Harry Tubmen.
That’s an Oscar winner, right there.
7·9 days agoI never took off my pirates hat but I have had a netflix account for about a year…
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It wasn’t my account. One of my kids friends signed in to their profile on my TV so I used it every now and again until the password sharing option was taken away.
Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?
I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
Itt:
People not seeing the marshmallow speak, or bite the kid. Or the horrified look on the kids face.
The only bit of the title I can fully get behind is this:
Target CEO.
Target CEO 🎯🎯
Greedy pricks like this should live in fear.