It’s like a giant spark that’s unnaturally bright but doesn’t hurt to look at. I asked “is that me?” When I first saw it and a bunch of “no” answers filled the air around me so I just stood there watching it then woke up from a coma a week later with a new set of lungs

Zipping up the zippers is also how you prevent all those little mysterious holes from appearing in your other clothes

Showers, when you need them

Um, drones? It’s a bit confusing cause there’s several possible options

Ok? So put straight roads in your cities and high density areas. Neighborhoods of just houses aren’t what you’re describing

I hate subtitles in any language. They’re ugly, distracting, you have to look at them to read them so you by default miss the actors performance and they often ruin comedic timing by showing the punchline in print or spoil mysteries in the same way. I won’t watch anything with subtitles on

In all my private and personal meeting with dictators I find that they’re a bit different but they never stop jockeying to be “alpha”. Most have that narcissistic brain that tells them to use everyone around them to feel superior because no one but them is actually real.

Yes! I can get up so much speed on those straight roads! Blow through a few stop signs and I can easily drive all the way through a house!

Easy navigation isn’t relevant in a neighborhood of nothing but houses and play space, roads with curves are incredibly important to slow the flow of traffic

I think this is what is considered “an asshole move”

I met The All Thing in a near death experience

Singing, it’s not a matter of money or time but talent and I don’t have it

It’s the weird part of the night, yeah

Something Bob Dole would have never done 🙄

Wtf is wrong with some people

My marriage

Since no one is answering - yes you can poop with a tampon in, no it doesn’t matter. If you’re pushing hard you can push out your tampon but at that rate girl, eat more fiber ffs

I need more of this energy in my life

You join my cult

You need to join the cult, it’s exclusive sorry or I would tell you more.

Read the instructions carefully and don’t rush!